What A Difference Thirty Years Has Made!
1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing For Hair
1970: The Perfect High 2000: The Perfect High Yield Mutual Fund
1970: Keg 2000: Ekg 1970: Acid Rock 2000: Acid Reflux
1970: Moving To California Because It's Cool 2000: Moving To California Because It's Warm
1970: Growing Pot 2000: Growing Pot Belly
1970: Watching John Glenn's Historic Flight With Your Parents 2000: Watching John Glenn's Historic Flight With Your Kids
1970: Trying To Look Like Marlon Brando Or Liz Taylor 2000: Trying Not To Look Like Marlon Brando Or Liz Taylor
1970: Seeds And Stems 2000: Roughage
1970: Our President's Struggle With Fidel 2000: Our President's Struggle With Fidelity
1970: Parr 2000: Aarp
1970: Killer Weed 2000: Weed Killer
1970: Hoping For A Bmw 2000: Hoping For A Bm
1970: The Grateful Dead 2000: Dr. Kevorkian
1970: Getting Out To A New, Hip Joint 2000: Receiving A New Hip Joint
1970: Rolling Stones 2000: Kidney Stones
1970: Being Called Into The Principal's Office 2000: Calling The Principal's Office
1970: Screw The System 2000: Upgrade The System
1970: Peace Sign 2000: Mercedes Logo
1970: Parents Begging You To Get Your Hair Cut 2000: Children Begging You To Get Their Heads Shaved
1970: Taking Acid 2000: Taking Antacid
1970: Passing The Drivers Test 2000: Passing The Vision Test
1970: Whatever 2000: Depends